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Why don't most real estate agents answer their phone?

A lighthearted look at why so many real estate agents let calls go to voicemail — and what that means for buyers and sellers.

Why Don’t Most Real Estate Agents Answer Their Phone? It’s Not You, It’s Them!

Ever wondered why your real estate agent seems to be playing hard to get? You’d think they’d be all over calls like a cat on a laser pointer, considering it’s their bread and butter. Well, strap in, because I’m about to spill the beans on this real estate mystery.

In this guide

Agents Dodging Calls: A Curious Case

You might imagine real estate agents clinging to their phones like lifebuoys, especially since every ring could be the sweet sound of money. But no, there’s a twist in this plot – and it involves their fellow agents.

The Infamous “Wiggle Room” Inquiry

1) “Can we get this for less than asking?”

Ah, the age-old dance around the price. As agents, we have a duty to stick to your listing price. We’re not running a bazaar here! When we’re asked about flexibility, our standard reply is to encourage an official offer. This often leads to some agents throwing tantrums that would make toddlers look like Zen masters. Remember, this isn’t a high-stakes drama series where overpricing is the norm. Our advice? Price it right and stick to your guns.

The “Any Offers?” Probe

2) “So, are there any other offers on the table?”

This one is popular among agents who are either trying to avoid effort or aiming for a lowball offer. Our lips are sealed on this one. Whether there are offers or not, it’s a secret. We encourage all interested parties to throw their hat in the ring regardless.

The Icebreaker That’s Not Really an Icebreaker

3) “Just a random question before I ask my real question.”

Sometimes, agents try to be sneaky by asking something trivial, only to pivot to the real questions: pricing and existing offers. Our policy? If it’s not in the voluminous documents already provided, feel free to email us. We prefer keeping things in writing, anyway.

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Beyond the Big Three

Of course, there are other legitimate queries now and then. Even less experienced agents can navigate these waters by simply putting in an offer. The real game begins once the offer is on the table – that’s when all the nitty-gritty details like title companies and surveys come into play. Negotiations can be a slow dance, often taking weeks, with dates and figures shuffling around like a deck of cards.

In conclusion, while real estate agents might seem like they’re giving you the cold shoulder, it’s usually just them dodging the routine drama that comes with the territory. So the next time your call goes unanswered, remember – it’s not you, it’s them… and possibly another agent on the other end, trying to get the “whisper price.”

Frequently Asked Questions

Why do real estate agents avoid answering calls from other agents?

Most agent-to-agent calls are fishing for information the listing agent can't share — like whether the seller will take less than asking or whether there are other offers on the table. Experienced listing agents prefer written communication to avoid inadvertently disclosing information that could hurt their seller's negotiating position.

Should I worry if my listing agent doesn't answer every call?

Not necessarily. A good listing agent screens calls to protect your interests, not because they're unavailable. What matters is that they respond promptly to serious inquiries and keep you informed about showing activity and offers. Ask your agent about their communication process upfront.

What is a 'whisper price' in real estate?

A whisper price is an unofficial, off-the-record price that a listing agent might share with a buyer's agent suggesting the seller would accept less than the listed amount. Ethical listing agents don't share whisper prices because it undermines the seller's negotiating position and violates their fiduciary duty.

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Al Bunch

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Al Bunch

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Al Bunch is the broker and owner of Creekstone Real Estate (TREC license 653827). He helps homeowners sell in Willis, Conroe, Montgomery, The Woodlands and across greater Houston.

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